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* Has almost died twice – once due to appendicitis, once due to some terrible unpleasantness on Burgess Road involving a potato. | * Has almost died twice – once due to appendicitis, once due to some terrible unpleasantness on Burgess Road involving a potato. | ||
* TV celebrity baker Paul Hollywood still believes Ben is a homeless apprentice gas fitter named Dan, whom he gave five pounds to help. | * TV celebrity baker Paul Hollywood still believes Ben is a homeless apprentice gas fitter named Dan, whom he gave five pounds to help. | ||
* Partner in crime of [[Katie Giles]], and has never dated her. Not now, not ever. | * Partner in crime of [[Katie Giles]], and has never dated her. Not now, not ever. | ||
* Beautiful Coiffure award for an ungodly amount of hair gel from Genre Killer which was only fully gone five days later and that nobody will ever let go. | * Beautiful Coiffure award for an ungodly amount of hair gel from Genre Killer which was only fully gone five days later and that nobody will ever let go. | ||
* 60% Johnny Depp. (He's very proud of that.) | * 60% Johnny Depp. (He's very proud of that.) |