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[[File:Jon.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Jon North as John Wellington Wells in [[Sorcerer 2012]]]] | [[File:Jon.jpg|150px|thumb|right|Jon North as John Wellington Wells in [[Sorcerer 2012]]]] | ||
=== Biography === | === Biography === | ||
Limbs. Skinny jeans. Caffeine. Procrastination. Flailing. Walkward. His own theme song. | |||
Also he is like Chairman or something... | |||
=== Super Powers === | |||
<ul> | |||
<li>Super intelligence</li> | |||
<li>Hypercaffienation</li> | |||
<li>Photoshopathy</li> | |||
<li>Improv</li> | |||
<li>Is quite tall</li> | |||
<li>Sonic Boom</li> | |||
<li>Falcon Punch</li> | |||
<li>Hawkward Gait</li> | |||
<li>Super Stretch (only limbs)</li> | |||
<li>Mental power over biscuits but not Jaffa Cakes (Biscuitopathy)</li> | |||
<li>Show clothing</li> | |||
<li>Ability to deal with LOpSoc (''hah!'')</li> | |||
</ul> | |||
=== Quotes === | |||
<ul> | |||
<li>"Sam Dobson doesn't have to put up with this." </li> | |||
<li>“Do, do not, you’ll probably fuck it up either way.”</li> | |||
<li>“Where did I put my Relentless”</li> | |||
<li>“For fuck sake”</li> | |||
<li>“Seriously guys where’s my Relentless”</li> | |||
<li>“It’s only 5am guys”</li> | |||
<li>“I’ve not learnt it yet, don’t worry though”</li> | |||
<li>“It’s about 60% learned”</li> | |||
<li>“I shipped d’ya see in a rwr urrrrh mmmmm .... FURERNERS!?”</li> | |||
<li> "So, while i love William Shatner, it's not in a gay way. It's just like i want to be buddies with him and Star trek across the universe hand in hand. I don't mean hand in hand, i mean... hand in... i mean penis in... no i mean side by side. buddy by buddy. But not in a gay way. It's a sick world when a man can't want to be best friends with a beefcake without being accused on the homosex. What sort of world do we live in when i can't fantasise about running my hands over his glistening pecks and pert buttocks without being called gay. You're all insane." | |||
</ul> | |||
=== History of Roles === | === History of Roles === | ||
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| [[Ruddigore 2013]]||''Dick Dauntless'' | | [[Ruddigore 2013]]||''Dick Dauntless'' |