Jon North
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Jon North as John Wellington Wells in Sorcerer 2012
Biography
Limbs. Skinny jeans. Caffeine. Procrastination. Flailing. Walkward. His own theme song.
Super Powers
- Super intelligence
- Hypercaffienation
- Photoshopathy
- Improv
- Is quite tall
- Sonic Boom
- Falcon Punch
- Hawkward Gait
- Super Stretch (only limbs)
- Mental power over biscuits but not Jaffa Cakes (Biscuitopathy)
- Show clothing
- Ability to deal with LOpSoc (hah!)
Quotes
- "Sam Dobson doesn't have to put up with this."
- “Do, do not, you’ll probably fuck it up either way.”
- “Where did I put my Relentless”
- “For fuck sake”
- “Seriously guys where’s my Relentless”
- “It’s only 5am guys”
- “I’ve not learnt it yet, don’t worry though”
- “It’s about 60% learned”
- “I shipped d’ya see in a rwr urrrrh mmmmm .... FURERNERS!?”
History of Roles
| Performance | Role |
|---|---|
| Ruddigore 2013 | Dick Dauntless |
| Ruddigore 2013 | Chairman |
| Double Feature 2013 | Box |
| Double Feature 2013 | Publicity Officer |
| Sorcerer 2012 (Buxton) | John Wellington Wells |
| Sorcerer 2012 (Buxton) | Publicity Officer |
| Sorcerer 2012 | John Wellington Wells |
| Sorcerer 2012 | Publicity Officer |